There is no question about the gayest Nintendo character. It’s clearly Kirby and he loves it, you can just tell. Aside from his impressively aggressive outing in Super Smash Bros, Kirby is the most metrosexual character, perhaps ever.
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Oh, and in the North of England, Kirby is a street game played with a soccer ball. Did you know that? Interesting stuff. The game is played by two players who stand on opposite side of a backstreet in a rundown part of Manchester. Having no money for sweets but having successfully stolen a football form some smaller, weaker children, players take it in turns to throw the ball at the opposing kerb, proving that the game is actually called Kerby, perhaps kerbie.
All of which begs the question, what is SPOnG going on about? Well, there’s a new Kirby game coming out, for the Nintendo GameCube. And there’s really not that much to say about it. As you can see from the included screens, Kirby jumps about a bit, and sucks down other critters, no doubt absorbing their powers. And ting.
The game has no official title at the moment, though it’s expected to hit late next year.
More filler text required…
Oh, and in the North of England, Kirby is a street game played with a soccer ball. Did you know that? Interesting stuff. The game is played by two players who stand on opposite side of a backstreet in a rundown part of Manchester. Having no money for sweets but having successfully stolen a football form some smaller, weaker children, players take it in turns to throw the ball at the opposing kerb, proving that the game is actually called Kerby, perhaps kerbie.
All of which begs the question, what is SPOnG going on about? Well, there’s a new Kirby game coming out, for the Nintendo GameCube. And there’s really not that much to say about it. As you can see from the included screens, Kirby jumps about a bit, and sucks down other critters, no doubt absorbing their powers. And ting.
The game has no official title at the moment, though it’s expected to hit late next year.
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Autobot 24 Nov 2004 16:16
1/7
hehehe, at least someone finally said it. I like Kirby but I have to agree he is very very gay looking. (but pink suits him, did you see the other colors, talk about ewww).
Funky 24 Nov 2004 16:32
2/7
We call that game "Kerbs"... not very original I know.
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Joji 24 Nov 2004 22:09
3/7
Yeah, I used to play Kerby as a kid and i live in the south east. It's not just for penniless delinquent Man United fans you know.
As for Kirby, he does look a little weird but so do the damn annoying Tweenies and Teletubbies, in fact come I think I best send Hitman to take their furry arses out.
Kirby is cute but not annoying, even if the little beggar is pink, he's a good addition to Nintendo's GC catalogue but needs more exposure. Good all the same.
We are still waiting to see a Kid Icarus game though.
As for Kirby, he does look a little weird but so do the damn annoying Tweenies and Teletubbies, in fact come I think I best send Hitman to take their furry arses out.
Kirby is cute but not annoying, even if the little beggar is pink, he's a good addition to Nintendo's GC catalogue but needs more exposure. Good all the same.
We are still waiting to see a Kid Icarus game though.
Jayenkai 25 Nov 2004 01:36
4/7
I'll whoop all your arses at Kerbie... Officially the sport of .. shall we say.. "Non sporty" types :)
And yeah, we definately need a few more Kirby games, too.
And yeah, we definately need a few more Kirby games, too.
Pandaman 25 Nov 2004 03:24
5/7
I think Spong forgot about a little character named "Birdo"...
And simply by its announcement, this new Kirby has already surpased Kirby 64 in terms of quality. Congrats Nintendo!
And simply by its announcement, this new Kirby has already surpased Kirby 64 in terms of quality. Congrats Nintendo!
config 25 Nov 2004 09:30
6/7
Joji wrote:
Yeah, I used to play Kerby as a kid and i live in the south east. It's not just for penniless delinquent Man United fans you know.
The south east? A likely home for many a Man Utd fan, I would have thought. :)
Joji wrote:
As for Kirby, he does look a little weird but so do the damn annoying Tweenies and Teletubbies, in fact come I think I best send Hitman to take their furry arses out.
There we go with the gay stuff again.
Joji wrote:
Kirby is cute but not annoying, even if the little beggar is pink, he's a good addition to Nintendo's GC catalogue but needs more exposure. Good all the same.
I always prefered that lovable white egg, Dizzy. Ick
tyrion 25 Nov 2004 13:15
7/7
Joji wrote:
As for Kirby, he does look a little weird but so do the damn annoying Tweenies and Teletubbies, in fact come I think I best send Hitman to take their furry arses out.
Now there's a crossover game I'd pay for! Agent 47 vs. all the cute characters from other games!
In fact, why limit it to cute characters? Start off with levels against Teletubbies and Kirby, move on up through Ratchet and Jak levels, then finish with Sam Fisher and Master Chief!!
You could have a whole set of levels dedicated to Pokemon! Imagine razor wiring that big mouthed git, Ash??