The bizarre web-japery that is Ilovebees.com and its perverse Halo 2 promoting ways seems to be drawing to a close. Previously the site had been indirectly indicating various timetables for the production process, and was being watched closely by fans. The latest update, however, is even more oblique than the last. It reads as follows:
?TRANSMITTING. Authorised personnel can check rendezvous info here. Unauthorised personnel should know that I have full license to use any means to protect the security of these new transmissions. I believe that punishing even minor transgressions with shockingly excessive force is the best deterrent. I am relentless and I have absolutely no conscience when it comes to executing my mission.
Make your decisions accordingly.?
However, trying to make any decisions, accordingly or otherwise, from such peculiar prose is not an easy task. The one conclusion that seems vaguely plausible is that this relates to the actions of Beta testers. Some juicy Halo 2 gossip was plastered all over the international electro-web earlier last week, and that had been sourced from a loose-lipped rogue Beta tester. Could this be a slightly back-handed, yet ominously menacing threat towards anyone else entertaining the same course of action? If so, it looks like the offending multiplayer mode-revealing tester could be in line for a good ?needling? at some point soon. Better watch out m?lad!