Kirsten Dunst Demands Videogame Breast Reduction

Hollywood star displeased with developer fantasy.

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Kirsten Dunst Demands Videogame Breast Reduction
In eminently enjoyable news breaking this afternoon, Hollywood actress Kirsten Dunst has complained that her frontal female assets are far too large in the videogame incarnation of Spider-Man 2.

?I got to approve the video game, the way she looks," Dunst said. "They made her boobs gigantic. I was like, 'Tone down the boobs, please!' It was a little ridiculous.?

However, SPOnG believes that Ms Dunst should think herself lucky Itagaki?s Team Ninja wasn?t charged with the development of Spider-Man 2. Can you imagine??

More breast-related videogames news, right here, as it breaks.

Comments

TigerUppercut 20 Jul 2004 14:24
1/5
Can you just imagine the developer and his mouse hand of shame? One hand raming down pizza, the other one given Dunst a set of massive pies...

Good work!
Joji 20 Jul 2004 15:17
2/5
LOL. Mis Dunst big bun bonanza the title should read. Some of these stars have nothing better to do. Do we really have the time to check? No, as sweet as she is I have more important things in mind.

She should just accept it, and move on. It's not like she's the main character, like Ms Croft or something. If I wanna check out birds I'll stick to clubbing and FHM and Maxim.

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TigerUppercut 20 Jul 2004 15:35
3/5
Joji wrote:

>If I wanna check out birds I'll stick
>to clubbing and FHM and Maxim.
>

Also, try hardcore porn. That way, you get to *see* it, rather than imagining it! ;-)
DoctorDee 22 Jul 2004 16:09
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TigerUppercut wrote:

I saw SPidey 2 last night, and Kirsten Dusn't have that big a rack. Shapely though!

But on the picture that accompanies this story, on the pose on the right, she looks like Smeagol in the midriff area.
config 22 Jul 2004 17:23
5/5
DoctorDee wrote:

>TigerUppercut wrote:

>I saw SPidey 2 last
>night, and Kirsten Dusn't have that big a rack.
>Shapely though!

Perky, plus they bob and heave perfectly. They sure looked like a voluminous pair of humpties in the whet ;) t-shirt scene in Spidey1

>But on the picture that
>accompanies this story, on the pose on the right,
>she looks like Smeagol in the midriff area.

And proper stacked on the left.

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