Statistically speaking, it is said that if you give a monkey a typewriter, given enough time it could eventually produce a work of literary acclaim. Alternatively, sit it in front of Photoshop and limit that time to say, a couple of hours, and you'll probably end up with something along the lines of this alleged 'work in progress' for the rumoured SEGA handheld, sent to us this week.
Now our Recycling Bin plays host to its fair share of 'exclusives' from 'anonymous insiders', but some are so fantastically rubbish that we feel we just have to share them with you. So behold the, er, SEGA Diamond...
And just remember where you saw it first. LOL!
Now our Recycling Bin plays host to its fair share of 'exclusives' from 'anonymous insiders', but some are so fantastically rubbish that we feel we just have to share them with you. So behold the, er, SEGA Diamond...
And just remember where you saw it first. LOL!
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smagic 21 May 2004 10:55
1/8
Lol it's a dreamcast pad with the top half cut off. Looks like one of those cheap lcd block games that you can buy off the market.
Arse McAdams 21 May 2004 11:04
2/8
My God! PSP and DS don't stand a chance now.
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kami 21 May 2004 12:12
3/8
Perhaps that was the rumoured "segaton" of E3 ^_^
SPInGSPOnG 21 May 2004 12:22
4/8
kami wrote:
>Perhaps that was the rumoured "segaton" of E3 ^_^
As opposed to the earth s**ttering annoucement that Sega have picked up the scraps from Vivendi's table.
Now I just can't wait for the SEGA Diamond version of Matrix on-line. IN fact, f**k it, I won't wait. I'm going to make one for myself using some sticky backed sellotape a washing up liquid bottle and a piece of string.
>Perhaps that was the rumoured "segaton" of E3 ^_^
As opposed to the earth s**ttering annoucement that Sega have picked up the scraps from Vivendi's table.
Now I just can't wait for the SEGA Diamond version of Matrix on-line. IN fact, f**k it, I won't wait. I'm going to make one for myself using some sticky backed sellotape a washing up liquid bottle and a piece of string.
Joji 21 May 2004 15:08
5/8
This sounds like a big bouncing pair of bollox. Evne though i'd love to see Sega return to consoles making, however I just dont see it happening, yet.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but sometime.
bbam 22 May 2004 13:55
6/8
Well not only is it a DC pad they have also spelt Polygons wrongly :S
SlickShot21 22 May 2004 14:02
7/8
Thats the worst thing i have ever seen.
The screens small an looks really bad and it does look like a DC pad.
The screens small an looks really bad and it does look like a DC pad.
kami 23 May 2004 06:28
8/8
Joji wrote:
>This sounds like a big bouncing pair of bollox.
>Evne though i'd love to see Sega return to
>consoles making, however I just dont see it
>happening, yet.
Maybe not today, maybe not
>tomorrow, but sometime.
Though I've gotten so used to Sega being a 3rd party only now. Perhaps they might have a hand in developing one of the future future handhelds.
>This sounds like a big bouncing pair of bollox.
>Evne though i'd love to see Sega return to
>consoles making, however I just dont see it
>happening, yet.
Maybe not today, maybe not
>tomorrow, but sometime.
Though I've gotten so used to Sega being a 3rd party only now. Perhaps they might have a hand in developing one of the future future handhelds.