You love Pokemon. We love Pokemon. Everyone in the whole world loves Pokemon. And what better way than to express your love for the arguably too-violent little critters than by purchasing a wand that will magically enable you to communicate by way of Pokemon imagery and words?
Indeed, Nintendo’s Japanese office has shown the Pokemotion, a device that, when shaken rapidly from side to side, displays pictures of various Pokemon, as well as key phrases like “Gotta catch ‘em all!” and “I choose you!” and so on.
If this is released outside of Japan, we’ll let you know.