Next Film from Gravity Maker Will Shock You

Gravity - the movie starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney is garnering massive plaudits for its originality, pacing, story, visual brilliance and acting. It is a rebirth of the tired, old non-interactive world of Hollywood movie making.

So, what is its producer up to next? Well, David Heyman has an exciting new project based on a videogame IP. That should lift all our hearts: Gravity man to produce video game tie-in, surely this means we'll finally have a film to be proud of. Let's see...

The Hollywood Reporter reports: "Warner Bros. is in negotiations to bring video game Temple Run to the big screen with Harry Potter producer David Heyman on board."

TEMPLE RUN!! A game that is basically a scene out of a bloody Indiana Jones movie? Dear lords above why?

Ah... "Temple Run is a 2011 mobile game developed and published by Imangi Studios that spawned a sequel earlier this year and spinoffs involving characters from Disney/Pixar's Brave and Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful, as well as numerous imitators. Both the original game and its sequel have become mammoth best-sellers."

That's why.