Kane and Lynch, the game of which we were very 57% about will start filming in March of 2010. It will star Bruce Willis as Kane. Casting for Lynch is underway - we'd suggest Jason Statham, but we always do, even to place Peach.
So, why Bruce? According to Hollywood producer Adrian Askarieh, "The script has been incredibly well-received around town. After Bruce Willis read it, he called it one of the best action scripts he's ever read, and Bruce is an expert in terms of action scripts because he's read everything over the last 20 years. "
Phew, one of the best action script ever. Looks like we were at fault when we said of the game, "the script sucks. The overall story is fine. It's a little infested with clichés, but I can live with that – every year I pay good money to see it at the summer blockbusters. The dialogue, however, is rubbish - a B-movie affair replete with swearing . If I didn't know better (which to be honest, I don't) I'd suspect it was written by a 15 year-old."
Lucky we're not the head of a major studio.
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So, why Bruce? According to Hollywood producer Adrian Askarieh, "The script has been incredibly well-received around town. After Bruce Willis read it, he called it one of the best action scripts he's ever read, and Bruce is an expert in terms of action scripts because he's read everything over the last 20 years. "
Phew, one of the best action script ever. Looks like we were at fault when we said of the game, "the script sucks. The overall story is fine. It's a little infested with clichés, but I can live with that – every year I pay good money to see it at the summer blockbusters. The dialogue, however, is rubbish - a B-movie affair replete with swearing . If I didn't know better (which to be honest, I don't) I'd suspect it was written by a 15 year-old."
Lucky we're not the head of a major studio.
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DoctorDee 22 Oct 2009 10:02
1/5
This is the guy that starred in Die Hard 4.0. A film that made me wish I'd waited for the point release.
deleted 22 Oct 2009 11:23
2/5
All these movies invading our world eh!, 10 years ago, i was a loser for playing games, now everyone thinks playing space invaders and dressing as lara croft is kwool, even my gran wants one of the iTelephone things, so she can listen to the genric opera singer xfactor loser of the week, while sending text letters across the webternet.
sigh how long till windows 3.11 the movie is out?
sigh how long till windows 3.11 the movie is out?
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DoctorDee 22 Oct 2009 11:32
3/5
haritori wrote:
10 years ago, i was a loser for playing games
To know the meaning of loser, you should have tried being a skateboarder in 1983.
Now they are cool, and have girlfriends. Back then we were seen as overgrown kids pathetically clinging to a "fad" that had died out seven years before. And we couldn't even "do it" in the privacy of our bedrooms.
As for the 3.11 movie, not even a point release will make that worth watching. I'll wait for WIn 2000 at least. Still my least unfavourite version of Windows.
YenRug 22 Oct 2009 13:46
4/5
RE: Swearing
I take it you guys haven't seen Bruce Willis' "The Last Boy Scout", then? Always funny when they try to show it on TV and cut out/obscure all the expletives in it.
I take it you guys haven't seen Bruce Willis' "The Last Boy Scout", then? Always funny when they try to show it on TV and cut out/obscure all the expletives in it.
Justin 30 Apr 2010 04:12
5/5
JESUS H! ANYONE HEARD THESE BASTARDS CAST JAMIE FOXX AS LYNCH?! THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BLOW HARDER THAN HANNAH MONTANNA!