New Channel to Hit Wii Tomorrow

Nintendo has announced today that it will be launching a new Channel to Wii owners tomorrow. Funnily enough, the new channel is called "Today and Tomorrow", focusing on daily and future fortune-telling in various categories such as work, love, study, communications and money.

Working from your date of birth, the Today and Tomorrow Channel acts like a detailed horoscope, suggesting lifestyle activities and what to eat based on your star sign. This particular writer is a Cancer, so I'm fully expecting the channel to tell me to 'laze about on the sofa, play many games and eat seafood sticks' as it callously mocks my star-determined weaknesses.

Other features touted include an outlook for the next day, displayed every evening so you can prepare for the best (or worst), and an ability to see how compatible you are with other Miis on the day. Nintendo's Today and Tomorrow Channel launches on the 9th September for your downloading pleasure, if that copy of Pick Me Up just isn't working out for you. Hey, if it contains the next day's Lottery Numbers it's an instant download here!