FpsBrain: Uppers For Gamers
Who wouldn't want to vibrate at their very own resonant frequency?
Hyperactivity & cashsink in one tidy package
Keep getting "pwned" by bratty middle-American teenagers in Gears of War 2? Maybe it's time to improve the speed of your trigger finger with performance enhancing drugs! You can improve not just your concentration with these chemical concoctions, but your eyesight too!
FpsBrain is a selection of products aimed at making us better gamers. When we say 'products' we mean 'stimulants'.
Want to hear something scary? Let's take FpsBrain XB200 Liquid. The product description tells us, "It is three times stronger than generic energy drinks or coffee." Sounds like putting that in your body's a good idea, eh? Or maybe just a sure-fire way to get a headache and start crawling up the walls, across the ceiling then out the skylight.
But that's not all! You can also improve your vision! Enter, FpsBrain Zoom. "FpsBrain Zoom is made up of a complex of ingredients which nurture the human eye with essential micronutrients that are not sufficiently produced by the body on its own", the site tells us.
For more information on how FpsBrain can improve your gaming performance/suck the cash from your wallet, head to the official site. Alternatively, you could make sure you have a balanced diet, drink plenty of water and go outside to take a little exercise...
FpsBrain is a selection of products aimed at making us better gamers. When we say 'products' we mean 'stimulants'.
Want to hear something scary? Let's take FpsBrain XB200 Liquid. The product description tells us, "It is three times stronger than generic energy drinks or coffee." Sounds like putting that in your body's a good idea, eh? Or maybe just a sure-fire way to get a headache and start crawling up the walls, across the ceiling then out the skylight.
But that's not all! You can also improve your vision! Enter, FpsBrain Zoom. "FpsBrain Zoom is made up of a complex of ingredients which nurture the human eye with essential micronutrients that are not sufficiently produced by the body on its own", the site tells us.
For more information on how FpsBrain can improve your gaming performance/suck the cash from your wallet, head to the official site. Alternatively, you could make sure you have a balanced diet, drink plenty of water and go outside to take a little exercise...
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Comments
Daz 7 May 2009 11:57
1/2
I suppose that's one way to cheat on-line, some people must hate improving their skill on there own.
Bunterboy 7 May 2009 15:00
2/2
Or alternatively you could just get a gram of coke then you'll be too involved with what you're saying to care what an 11 year old from Kansas thinks.