Eidos Employs Bump'n'Grind Chick - Not Lara

Eidos has decided to spice up Battlestations: Pacific by including burlesque performer, Polly Jane Rae. Why? Well, she's sexy in the sort of 1940s, teasy but won't actually give it up, way, and getting a female who is prepared to show off some bust in a combat sim has got to be worth it... we guess.

Here's what Eidos says, "A talented all round performer, Miss Polly blends unique live vocal performance with traditional and neo burlesque striptease, flavouring it with wit and charm to create truly engaging, elegant and exciting burlesque artistry."

Here's what Polly Jane Rae - who leads the Hurly Burly Cabaret Burlesque ("London's leading troupe of singers, teasers, bump and grinders") says, "The majority of our audience is women and I'm proud to say our shows have inspired many of them to take up burlesque just for the fun of it to help them free their minds and bodies and to feel proud of themselves."

Hold on, "majority of my audience is women"? We thought they all had Wii Fit and any DS game that isn't Chinatown Wars.