Logitech's PS3 and PS2 compatible, Guitar Hero playable 'Wireless Guitar Controller, Premiere Edition' has tuning pegs and frets. In fact, according to the company, "The frets and tuning peg handles are metal. And the fingerboard is rosewood."
Why? Why do you need tuning pegs that don't tune anything? Why do you need frets that don't enable you to shorten or bend strings? And why the bloody hell do you need a rosewood fingerboard? It's a controller for Guitar Hero! And it looks like the most boring of all guitars, the Fender Stratocaster.
It will also cost you $250 (£158 or €196). Again, why? You can buy a nearly new Telecaster rip-off for that - and it has strings for your tuning pegs to tune.
What next? Logitech brings out a car to play GT 5 Prologue with? It has a petrol tank and working gears and a rosewood panel... but no wheels!
Madness...