The thighs have it.
Capcom has announced the cast for its latest live-action Street Fighter film - The Legend of Chun-Li - due for release in 2009 to coincide with the (breathe in) 20th anniversary of the birth of the franchise. But something is very, very wrong - and that something is called 'reality' Capcom!
The film is based on the antics of Thor-thighed lovely Chun-Li. That's fine. The beautiful, pouting Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang in TV's Smallville) - we like her - is cast to play her.
Eh? We love Chun-Li and we think Ms Kreuk is fair and maidenly. But come on, they're going to have to pad the young Canadian beauty's legs out like a dame in pantomime season to match Chun-li's mighty lower limbs.
Of course, we pick and niggle... but we're right.
Other cast members include:
Michael Clark Duncan - the big mouse-lovin' crim' from the Green Mile - and also the voice of Atlas from God of War II - will play Balrog.
Neal McDonough - from, erm, They Call Him Sasquatch and the voice of Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction - will play M. Bison.
Taboo - of popular music combo, The Black Eyed Peas - will play Vega.
Chris Klein - of American Pies I and II - will play Charlie Nash.
The movie will be made by Hyde Park Films, and will be distributed by 20th Century Fox for a scheduled 2009 worldwide release.
The film is based on the antics of Thor-thighed lovely Chun-Li. That's fine. The beautiful, pouting Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang in TV's Smallville) - we like her - is cast to play her.
Eh? We love Chun-Li and we think Ms Kreuk is fair and maidenly. But come on, they're going to have to pad the young Canadian beauty's legs out like a dame in pantomime season to match Chun-li's mighty lower limbs.
Of course, we pick and niggle... but we're right.
Other cast members include:
Michael Clark Duncan - the big mouse-lovin' crim' from the Green Mile - and also the voice of Atlas from God of War II - will play Balrog.
Neal McDonough - from, erm, They Call Him Sasquatch and the voice of Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction - will play M. Bison.
Taboo - of popular music combo, The Black Eyed Peas - will play Vega.
Chris Klein - of American Pies I and II - will play Charlie Nash.
The movie will be made by Hyde Park Films, and will be distributed by 20th Century Fox for a scheduled 2009 worldwide release.
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YenRug 19 Mar 2008 16:09
1/7
Who needs a full production budget to do Street Fighter justice?
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deleted 19 Mar 2008 22:45
2/7
theres a girl on my local council estate with fecking huge thighs!!! she could play chun-li although the accent of
"want fe cum down shops so me can buy me babbys th`ood, wit fe milk th`okens"
may hinder!
also the ripping of her other 3 year olds childs th`arm on fe way t` shops while screaming, "move thee th` ucking legs or ill th`ucking break em!2 may also land her in a social sitiuation which could interfere with production timings.
"want fe cum down shops so me can buy me babbys th`ood, wit fe milk th`okens"
may hinder!
also the ripping of her other 3 year olds childs th`arm on fe way t` shops while screaming, "move thee th` ucking legs or ill th`ucking break em!2 may also land her in a social sitiuation which could interfere with production timings.
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SuperSaiyan4 20 Mar 2008 09:07
3/7
The best movie of game is Mortal Kombat - it used lots of special effects and the music was great so were the actors at the time.
Street Fighter had known actors but it was a super flop! And I bet this one will be as well.
Street Fighter had known actors but it was a super flop! And I bet this one will be as well.
TimSpong 20 Mar 2008 09:55
4/7
SuperSaiyan4 wrote:
Street Fighter had known actors but it was a super flop! And I bet this one will be as well.
Street Fighter had bloody Kylie - nothing with Kylie flops, nothing.
The worst ever was Super Mario (I will destroy Bob Hoskins' soul) Brothers.
I'm well perturbed and even miffed now.
Tim
config 20 Mar 2008 10:47
5/7
Yeah. Even The Big C couldn't make a flop out of Kylie.
Anyway. Kristen Kreuk. Hmmmmm
Anyway. Kristen Kreuk. Hmmmmm
tyrion 20 Mar 2008 18:52
6/7
Tim Smith wrote:
The worst ever was Super Mario (I will destroy Bob Hoskins' soul) Brothers.
I assume you're familiar with the film Wing Commander? It won the Oscar for Worst Use of a Prochnow before House of the Dead did. The fact that it also had David Suchet and David Warner in it is a source of wonderment.
Clay 26 Mar 2008 10:44
7/7
Kreuk's no Chun li, she'd have to work out for years to aquire those mighty legs. Thick thighs are a focal point of Chun li's character! What...are they going to CG in her massive thighs??