If you fancy seeing an average movie about zombies this weekend, then you might want to see the new
Resident Evil movie which launches across the UK today.
As average movies about zombies based on videogames go, it ticks all the boxes. Plus it has Ukranian delight Milla Jovovich in it (pictured) so you can fantasise about having dirty zombie sex with her again. This is the best bit about the whole thing.
If you are really bored and you want to see it, hurry up, as it will probably only be at your local multiplex for around two weeks.
Resident Evil 5 is out sometime next year and
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles is out very soon for Wii. Both are infinitely better than this movie.