Okay, it's that time of the year again when people who've previously had no interest in 4-3-3 or catennaccio, and who think that Kaka is what babies do-do in their nappies suddenly become fascinated by who is going to score more 'soccers' against who in the UEFA Champions League final - held this year in Athens.
Anxiety, as well as ticket and air fares, are high as stalwarts and bandwagon-jumpers alike of Liverpool and Associazione Calcio Milan shout a great deal and tell misty-eyed tales of greatness before falling down drunk.
Well, of course, video games can put a stop to all this nonsense, and apparently have done so. Don't bother watching tomorrow as ESPN has already simulated the game using EA's UEFA Champions League 2006/07.
If you don't want to read the score, turn away now.
Liverpool 2 - 1 A.C. Milan.
The details are:
"Liverpool took the lead just before half-time, after Gerrard was left unmarked near the left corner of the penalty box, to fire a cracker past Milan 'keeper Dida into the top corner of the goal.
"The Reds' then scored in the 56th minute through Xabi Alonso, who controlled the ball nicely in the six yard box, before calmly netting what would be the winning goal.
"Down 2-0, Milan mounted a frantic comeback, finally getting one past Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina after Kaka was pulled down in the area and Milan were awarded a penalty kick. Midfielder Andrea Pirlo buried the spot-kick in the top corner to cut the margin to one, setting the stage for a frantic final 10 minutes.
"Milan fired eight shots at the Liverpool goal, forcing Reina to make four saves, but it was not enough for the Rossoneri, and after Pirlo wasted their last chance from a free-kick, they had to contend with another defeat to Rafa Benitez's side."
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