SPOnG is eternally grateful to those dedicated devs at Team Ninja who spend months and years of their time attempting to model the perfect breast. This really does make us glad to be human, and is surely a winning counter-argument if confronted with one of those miserable fellows who claim that the world is about to end and is heading for the apocalypse. "Hold on... did you see the tits in DoAX2 yet? How can it all be that bad?"
If you don't already know,
Dear or Alive Xtreme 2 is the follow up to - you guessed it -
Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball one of the breast games on the original Xbox. Tit was certainly one of SPOnG's favourites when we first got our hands all over it back in early 2003. What's more, the fact that the game represented the cutting edge of beautiful, if a little zero-G, breast-modelling technology was a bonus.
So it's good to know that Team Ninja has just confirmed that Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2 will be released in America and Japan on Xbox 360 in November and soon to follow on a to-be-confirmed date in Europe. If you don't know much about the game, it's basically this; an opportunity to play a range of laid-back beach, poolside and water-based games all featuring your favorite DoA girls in skimpy bikinis.
In additional to volleyball, you can also take the ladies Personal Water Craft (PWC) racing around Zack’s Island, racing down the Water Slider on an tyre inner tube, playing tug-of-war or "the hopping game on the floating platforms" in the swimming pool, plus loads more.
What's more, the volleyball mechanics in the game have been enhanced, with an emphasis on spiking and blocking - making the game far more tactical than its predecessor, which was admittedly pretty easy.
Perhaps most interesting, for hardcore Otaku perv's, is the allure of all the sexy new swimsuits and accessories in which you can dress your Japanese schoolboy fantasy beach-babe.
More on the UK release date of DOAX2 as soon as we get it.