Now that Tesco lets you scan your own shopping and you can pay for petrol at the pump, there's really no need to 'talk' to anyone anymore. SPOnG staff can now feed theirselves and drive to the cinema (alone - at which we pick up pre-paid tickets from a machine) without ever having to speak to a single person in that awkward way we have. Especially when it's 'a girl'.
However, we have found it surprisingly easy to speak to people over Xbox Live. We only say things like "please stop it, that's not very nice," and "I know you won. But I'm not black and my parents were married." to the various pubescent racists from all corners of the globe who congregate over Microsoft's on-line gaming service.
The bad news is that this futuristic redneck tin-can-and-wire-set-up is going to be down between 0700 and 1100 GMT on June 27.
We would urge Microsoft to spend some time in the near future putting in a more stringent level of moderation aimed at ridding the endemic racism on Live that is an embarassment to the entire games industry .