It seems that $2.32 million worth of black Nintendo DS Lite systems have been stolen in Hong Kong, as they were being shipped from the manufacturing plants in China across to Europe for the planned 23rd June launch next week.
The container load went missing earlier this week, with Hong Kong police offering HKD$1 million ($128, 831) to anyone that might help them shop the filthy thieving bastards responsible. If you do happen to know anything about it, our in-depth (cinema) knowledge of how the Hong Kong underworld operates suggests keeping your trap shut should ensure you don’t lose your hands or feet or genitals.
The main concern following the theft is how it will affect the availability of DS Lites across the UK and Europe at the end of next week.
For anyone in Europe that cannot wait a little over a week to get hold of a legitimate DS Lite and has no moral conscience, SPOnG would suggest looking on eBay for those too good to be true "buy it now" prices. Alternatively, should you happen to be in Hong Kong, checking out some of the dodgier consumer tech retailers and markets.