Mario - Clean Shaven

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Mario - Clean Shaven
Some crazy French Photoshop-owning wag has decided it would be fun to shave Mario, and here, for your general delight and delectation, is the result.

"We have no plans to shave Mario, I don't know where the hell this came from," said a Nintendo rep SPOnG spoke to earlier today on seeing the pic!

Finally, we know why Mario continues to rock that thick black caterpillar on his top lip. It's to stop him looking like this. Or perhaps you like Mario's clean-shaven look? If so, let us know.

More pictures of shaven videogaming icons to follow as soon as we get them!
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Comments

dtsao86 15 May 2006 17:31
1/6
what the fu ck kinda news is this?!!?
majin dboy 15 May 2006 17:44
2/6
bad spong.
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OptimusP 15 May 2006 18:09
3/6
Can you fools not see the huge ramifications of this unveiling!!

Mario grows a moustache to look older then he really is!!! This is a huge revalation towards the psychological research of this intriguing haracter.
ozfunghi 15 May 2006 22:21
4/6
I'm now 100% convinced they should give baby Mario a moustache too.
questworld 16 May 2006 03:03
5/6
I get the same jarring feeling I got the first time I saw Tom Selleck without his moustache. :D
MARIOFAN3232 16 Feb 2009 20:42
6/6
OOHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THAT'S SO UNCOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
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