So, why did the Aussies cricket team fail to make it to the knock-out stages of the 20/20 World Cup. Apparently the youngsters don't drink enough beer, and play too much 'Xbox'.
This is what we assume given cricketer Jimmy Maher's
comments about recently sent-home-in-disgrace all-rounder Andrew Symonds:
"Now when he mentions having a beer some of the new generation look at him like he's from another planet. They want to run off to their rooms to have recovery and play Xbox."
Too much recovery, not enough beer, too much Xbox = Cricket FAIL. Someone buy the Aussie XI a 360 each and bring on the Ashes!