Girl Gamer Goes With The flOw

Am I the only one that read "plebeians" in the home page intro as "lesbians" ?

<backs meekly away from crowd>

Yes. Yes you are.

And, Pocket, how come you look like two different people? It's spooky.

The blonde dreads do it for me. Please say that one is you.

I'm not sure I like where this thread's going...

Shouldn't have started the tangent then!

Look, he's on the internet, he probably was looking for lesbianporn or watching lesbian porn or thinking "hey i could also look for lesbian porn after this" when checking this topic.

That...or sexually frustrated.

Like that old X wing pilot over the death star, people, 'Stay on target'.

Dreads with light hair?, not too sure about that, Double G, nice pics though and always good to try new styles though (if that's you). As for doing the Bill and Ted sideshow on GH, jeans or combats are recommended for that extra something without any indecent exposure. I only know this from air guitar though.

Anyways back on topic. Guitar Hero I still haven't played but it looks fun. Perhaps I'm tired of buying peripherals for games after years of it. I'm just lucky I didn't invest in Capcom's awesome monster controls for Steel Battlion (aka Tekki) back on Xbox. Only have so much space so I must be choosy. I might be worth invest in one to practice my guitar swing of death for Dead Rising (if only this game were on Wii). Guitars makes great weapons.

Flow sounds good but also is similar in theme and sounds a lot like Nintendo's Electroplankton (do correct if wrong here in any way). I'm sure its a cool enough game in its own right, mind, and if I had a PS3 I'd check it out.

By the way GG, when you have time, have a go and tell me what you think of Elite Beat Agents.

I assume by "he" you're referring to me, given that I brought up the lesbian thing. I must just have one of those brains that picks out patterns. I can honestly say I was not thinking about/looking for lesbian porn, but now you mention it...

Sexually frustrated? Yes, of course. I'm straight male - anything else would be unnatural (and not on my part)

Anyway, back to the topic of Game Girl (and neatly side-stepping games, meh). I'm cannot make my mind up if she's hot or not. It's not my intention to reduce our tame "ludofem" to a mere statistic, but perhaps this could be a poll question for the future?

I've been to Pocket's house. I've played Pocket's Guitar Hero. Who wants to touch me?

I like the fact that there's no reply to this yet.

I do throw a wild night and I am excessively good-looking (and modest) but I'm not particularly photogenic or keen on the ones the lovely guys at SPOnG have picked out, but my laptop's on the fritz, so I'm stuck with them. I'm hoping I'll be able to find one of me dressed as a pirate from the beginning of last week to use.

Also, FlOw is a bit like electroplankton, but it doesn't create music and has a purpose other than to create said music. The purpose being to...erm...get bigger.

Electroplankton looks pretty sweet tbf.

FFS Pocket, it was posted 39 minutes ago. I don't know how busy you think our fora are, but they aren't.


So invite us next time. We are lovely, after all.

Marks out of ten, I would give her one.

She is a girl who plays games and - going from this latest feature - seems to have a wickedly naughty sense of humour, a cheeky smile and an appreciation of the finer things in life such as hardcore games, even-more-hardcore drugs and drunkenly misbehaving on public transport.

SO OF COURSE SHE IS F**KING HOT!!

(Pocket, apologies for objectifying you here as the proverbial cat's mother, but that particular argument just needed putting to bed... Can I come to your house to play games, get drunk and take drugs now?)

Tough crowd. Which reminds me, I should thank god for finally canceling that show. Collin Quinn is the least funny person on the face of the earth.... How's that for a derail?
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That went right over your head, no doubt because you're not British.

In the UK "give her one" is a euphemism for "shag heartily and with great vigor"