Here is a picture of two of my dear friends, Reginald and Dwyer.
It was Reginald's 25th birthday and he, Dwyer and myself, among a group of others all went out and got absolutely plastered. of course, Reg and Dwyer drank more than everyone as we often expect and respect of them.
The night carried on and I with them. Eventually, we ended up back at Reg's house and drank Tequila and viewed pornographic films until the early hours, suddenly realising it was 11am! Reg and Dwyer who are drinkers of Olympian standards, decided we should go imediately to the pub.
We did. And midway through they fell asleep. All that partying just did them in. I feel I deserve this prize, as I stuck with them through tick and thin and was sober enough to take this; the finest photograph in existence. Not only is it funny, but it's also deeply artistic. If you study the posture and expressions of both subjects, you can read their emotional state quite clearly.
On the left is Reginald, a web designer from Hoxton, clinging onto his beer thinking selflessly to preserve it's last drops, even when unconscious.
On the right is Dwyer, a contruction manger from Ealing, giving up on the ambitious two pints he has before him, choosing to clutch his stomach in aim or self preservation.
I won't tell you how the day continued after they woke, but rest assured any proceeds I receive upon Ebaying said faceplate, will go toward documenting the drunken adventures of these two fine gentlemen for you all to see.
You guys should really get sending in photographs. Really. Look, these pieces of plastic go for a whole loada dollar. Also, you might even want to keep it! Take photos - get stuff - sell for money!
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