High-Res Playboy Images and the Chance to Meet a Playmate

Surely one of those must-click moments

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So here we are at SPOnG Towers and there’s not a great deal going on in the world of videogames. In fact, it had gotten to the point of deciding whether we should open the office bar or take a dip in the pool when this came fluttering into our inbox:

"Hi SPOnG! I'd appreciate if you could post the following information as a news piece as I reckon quite a few of your readers will be aware of Natalie Denning from the Playboy: The Mansion campaign and (hopefully) be interested! I've attached two photos of Natalie, however, let me know if you'd like anything else".

Anything else, eh?

Well, Ms Denning will be in London parading her wares on Oxford Street. A certain well known GAME retailer will be playing host to Denning between 1pm and 3pm. She will be wearing skimpy clothing, of this we have been assured. But there’s more to the norkalicious model than wearing not very much. You see, “Natalie will talk about her starring role in the game and customers will have the chance to meet her and have their photos taken with her. Natalie will also personally autograph copies of the game too.”

Perhaps SPOnG has something of a slanted view of the world, but surely this is just asking for trouble. Expect to see “Playboy star in gamer grope horror!” on the front page of Saturday’s Daily Star.

In slightly more productive news, SPOnG has these really hi-res images of Denning for you to download, thus hammering our bandwidth. With a little industrious work with a printer and some sticky tape, we have enabled you to create your very own paper Playmate girlfriend for gentleman’s target practice!

We are SPOnG, and remember - we love you.

Comments

Ditto 3 Mar 2005 18:17
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That excites me about as much as puking in a pub toliet. Almost as bad as those poor people that lust after Jordan and Lara Croft.

But afterall SPoNG loves us all, each and every one.
DoctorDee 3 Mar 2005 19:26
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Adam M wrote:
That excites me about as much as puking in a pub toliet. Almost as bad as those poor people that lust after Jordan and Lara Croft.

But afterall SPoNG loves us all, each and every one.


And in all honesty, we have spent our share of time puking in public toilets.

In fact, when HMV opened "Level One" at their flagship Oxford Street store in 1992 (or maybe 1993) I drank so much of their free champagne and Budweiser (Picture the scenario - HMV hired flunky: "Would you like Champagne or Beer, sir?", Magazine Editor: "Both"), that I puked all over several public toilets, and the coach that they laid on to bring Future's massed Journos up from Bath.
SPInGSPOnG 3 Mar 2005 19:36
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Dude, I hate to be anal about this, but that skank isn't a "Playmate".

That nomclementure is reserved exclusively for the girls who have featuresd in a photo spread leading to and including the centrespread of Playboy magazine.

People often confuse the term Playmate and Bunny, the Bunnies were waitresses at Playboy's chain of nightclubs and casinos in the seventies/eighties.

But this chick is just a dull pr girly who can't keep her clothes on.

The fact that she happens to have been Miss Playboy TV UK doesn't make her any more of a Playmate than I am - and my tits are real!
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