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Bono Looks Sanctimonious Cock as Game Investment Row Flares
Fri, Jul 7, 06 @ 11:43
Posted by SorelissLarethian
Registered: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 51
"One of the key reasons Venezuela was chosen for the setting of Mercenaries 2 is that is a fascinating and colourful country, full of wonderful architecture, geography and culture."


Now your task in this game is to burn it down along with all who opose you :D


-=={sorelliss=-


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Re: Bono Looks Sanctimonious Cock as Game Investment Row Flares
Fri, Jul 7, 06 @ 15:09
Posted by dranann
Registered: 4 Jul 2006
Posts: 11
Replying to SorelissLarethian [go]
Maybe for the game they could pay Bono a few quid to sing a reworking of U2's "Sunday Bloody Sunday" singing about American computer game characters attacking defenseless cities?

I'm hoping that the points system for the character won't be money earned - it'll be barrels of oil secured (or maybe, "Cadilac Miles" worth of gasoline?)

The first Mercenaries game may have been great fun, but it left a bitter taste. It was obnoxious, hard-right American propaganada... and the concept for the sequel is far worse. So presumably it'll sell buckets in the States.


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Re: Bono Looks Sanctimonious Cock as Game Investment Row Flares
Fri, Jul 7, 06 @ 15:13
Posted by Andrew
Registered: 5 Mar 2004
Posts: 18
Replying to SorelissLarethian [go]
I'd like a game where Bono, Geldof and the other preaching, sanctimonious rock-star philosophers get blown to kingdom-come (preferably by me with a gigantic Quake grenade launcher). I'd pre-order *that* baby!
Andy, long past his best...


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Re: Bono Looks Sanctimonious Cock as Game Investment Row Flares
Sat, Jul 8, 06 @ 00:19
Posted by PreciousRoi
Registered: 3 Apr 2005
Posts: 1418
Replying to Andrew [go]
mebbe a videogame based on Team America: World Police...
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein


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Re: Bono Looks Sanctimonious Cock as Game Investment Row Flares
Sat, Jul 8, 06 @ 03:40
Posted by TigerUppercut
Registered: 28 Jun 2000
Posts: 800
Replying to PreciousRoi [go]
I f**king love you guys.
:-)
Tiger knee!


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