Apparently Prof Brian Cox of Manchester University, says that, "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a t**t."

But who trusts scientists eh? Where's the flying car? Where's perpetual motion? So, what I want to know is, since we are all obviously going to die of Hadron induced black holes next Wednesday, what game are you going play from until, well, the end of your life?

Me? I'll be playing Syndicate on my Amiga.

Yours doomily

tim

You are a fool and you are spreading scare stories for no good reason at all. The LHC is a serious set of experiment that will further humanity and all you can do is print utter nonsense like this so that other weak minded individuals, women and kids will think that we are going to die! The sheer number of stupid people in the world do not need any more encouragement to fear science like it is black magic - I suppose, however, that you are like the rest of the media and you and your masters (you know who I mean, I am not allowed to say so though!) want to spread alarm and fear in order to sell more papers and make more money which is what you love the most!!!

I am disgusted with this!

Massive humour fail!

I'll be playing Elite on my C64. Can't face the end of the world without giving the Thargoids a quick kicking.

I fail to see the humour in this that is certain it is exactly this kind of scaremongering that will keep rightthinking people in the DARK AGES. This is about physics and our chance to see creation as God saw it. Grow up!!

As well as playing Syndicate, I will also be listening to Scientist vs Mad Professor (if my 'masters' let me).