Vibrator tricks Blogs into Revolution secret. Must read

A new Revolution controll0R!!!1one!1

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We don't keep an eye on our inbox for a few days and look what happens. As you might have read on various Blogs (Blogs, for the uninitiated, are what geeks have instead of girlfriends) Nintendo has secretly developed a cut down and redesigned controller for its upcoming Revolution console.

To prove this was the case, we even had photos of it, sent in as ever, from a person who's best friend works at Nintendo in Japan and had leaked photos of said device. And as ever, we were mailed evidence, as was, we assume, everyone else in the world.

Without Mummy SPOnG to hold its hand in the frosty days of late December, the burgeoning Blogging community seized upon the image (shown right) as being a genuine Nintendo product.

As things turn out, the device is actually part of one of these. A personal massager. Or, a Trojan vibrator. You see folks, girls are a right mucky bunch. Some of them (possibly even your own mother) take vibrating items with them everywhere they go for 'personal use'. And this is one such item. You couldn't make it up.

It's at this point that the irony of the situation really grips us. Had the Bloggers had girlfriends they might have come into contact with such an item. There's also the fact that the real Revolution controller looks a bit like a sex aid. We then wonder if this insight into what girls do (kind of the same thing boys do, just with robotic devices) will trigger a change in the increasingly dire games Blogs out there – with some of them hopefully shutting up shop for a bit and meeting a few members of the fairer sex.

As mentioned, Blogs are like girlfriends. They take up all your time, none of your friends actually like them (though of course, they pretend to) and when you grow out of them, you'll wonder what you ever saw in them, returning to the fold of the non-translucent 'able to go outside with breathing into a paper bag' masses.


Comments

fluffstardx 30 Dec 2005 19:56
1/2
Slow news day?
Greg2k 2 Jan 2006 19:37
2/2
Sure looks like it
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